Friday, September 16, 2011

How can a Christian neutralise the effects of Dracula鈥檚 fangs should they happen to get bitten by him?

I heard that if you get bitten by a vampire that you become one yourself but in my opinion no Christian in hell would want to become one of those so what on earth can the true Christian do should they happen to feel the teeth of Dracula penetrate through their neck one day?





Is there a remedy or cure please?|||Our blood is like Kryptonite to vampires..


We wouldn`t change, our blood will instead turn the vampire back to human.


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You'll just turn into their mind controlled ghoul or one of their "sheep."





But really, if they don't want to be a vampire then they can just run a stake into themselves?


But then suicide isn't allowed.


But you're already dead...


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...|||oh my gosh. lol. there is NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES OR DRACULA. quit watching twilight please, please i beg you.|||One stop trying to combine reality with fantasy.


Christ is real and Dracula is pretend villian.


You need not fear something so untrue.|||Yes, the only way is to kill themselves.


Nothing gets away from me, bitchvampires the name!!!!


Better watch out boy, I'm coming for you. Ha ha ha haha!!!!

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